221 Flirty One Liners – The funniest flirty jokes


Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.

Now what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I’m Ready.

Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

“Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.”

If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.


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